Friday 3 June 2011

Friendship SMS

Met u, became frnds,
shrd secrets, freaked out,
had fun, fought with u,
Laughed with u, Smiled with u,
Cried with u, Hurt u, Teased u,
And here i am, still thinking of u..
Long journey, huh!!?
And we shall never let it end, right?
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Frnds r like fizhes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good 1.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice odarwize
I will FRY U..;)
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Promize me we r true frnds
I am lamp u r light
I am Coke u r Sprite
I am Sawan u r badal
I am Normal u r Pagal
I am Water u r Tanki
I am Tarzan u r Monkey
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A smile iz cheer from u to me,
da cost iz nothing its given for free.

Day console da weary and gladden da sad.
And can make some1 happy when day r mad.

Unlike blessings in which we pray
its da only thing u keep when u give it away.
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Age appears to be best in some things.
Old wood best to burn.

Old books best to read.
Old rice best to eat and old

frnds best to keep
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ur love so much that
u Dont have to ask

With whom u were'n
Trust ur frnd that much tha

u Dont have to tell
Dont tell diz 2 any1
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Thank u, frnd, for all da things
That mean so much 2 me

For concern and understanding
u give abundantly
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u'r my frnd and that iz true,
but da gift was given from me to u.

we went through moments that were good and bad,
even moments that were happy and sad.

u suported me when i was in tears,
we stuck togedar when we were in fear.
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A frnd that really crs!
All my secrets i can shr!

Dare when i need a hand!
Dare to understand!
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u r frndly, kind and caring
Sensitive, loyal and understanding

Humorous, fun, secure and true
Always dare... yes that's u.
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u're my frnd because u're always dare,
If dare's sadness around or in da air,

u at night, in da morning or anytime of day,
u're dare to cheer me up and chase da sadness away.
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Health iz da first good lent to men
A gentle dizposition dan

Next, to be rich by no by-ways
Lastly, with frnds t' enjoy our days.
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I mizs u when u're out of sight
Our frndship bond was meant to be.

I think of u with great delight
u're almost part of my life.
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My Frnd when I think of u.
I think of all that we've been through.

All da times we argue and fight,
I know deep inside that it izn't right.
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God made da world with a heart full of love,
Dan He looked down from Heaven above,

And saw that we all need a helping hand,
Some1 to shr with, who'll understand.
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A frnd iz like a flower,
a rose to be exact,

Or maybe like a brand new gate
that never comes unlatched.
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A daily thought,
A silent tear,
A Constant wizh that u r near,
Words r few but thoughts r deep,
Memories of our frndship i wl always keep..
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Frndship iz not about finding similarities,
it iz about respecting differences.

U r not my frnd cuz u r like meee,
but becoz I accept yu & respect u da way u r.
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Facebook status

Light travels faster dan sound. Dis iz y some people appear bright until u hear them speak. 
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U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back 2 life. Hw many fish do u have? Stop counting smart 1. Fish can't Drown 
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Don't w8 4 da perfect moment...Take da moment & make it perfect... 
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Love iz not blind
inflatuation iz
blind; love rootz
out all truth.
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Your nobody
Till somebody
Kill you
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I almost exclusively update my twritter while pooping.
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My frndz r my estate. 
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True frndship iz like sound health; da value of it iz seldom known until it b lost. 
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Friendship iz like a violin da music may stop nw & then, bt da strings will last forever. 
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Best Friends Listen 2 wat u dont say. 
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Y iz a newspaper ten times more interesting wen somebody across da table is reading it? 
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You can never b a leader unless u learn 2 lose. 
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Just wanted 2 let u know dat u r my BFBFF... Best Facebook Friend Forever.. 
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You can't b late until u shw up. 
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So many stupid people, & so few asteroids. 
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Yes, I know hw 2 shut up. I just don't know when. 
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We have so much in common. U want 2 travel,I want u 2 go . 
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I speak my mind. I never mind wat I speak. 
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Me & my attitude.....Itz enuf. 
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I'm not a racer....Bt i can fly. 
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I've never tipped a cow.den again, 1 has never served me food. 
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U can have everything in life u want, if u will just help enough other people get wat they want. 
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2 go beyond iz as wrong as 2 fall short. 
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Kind wordz can b short & easy 2 speak, but their echoes r truly endless. 
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Insert coin 2 view my status message. 
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I speak my mind. I never mind wat I speak. 
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If somebody offers u a lifetime supply of candy & there iz just 1 piece, don't eat it: It's probably poison. 
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Just Trust urself Then u Will Know How 2 Live? 
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The richest man iz not he who has da most, but he who needs da least. 
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Behind my smile iz everything u will never understand. 
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Me & the gummy bearz have a plot 2 rule the world but shhhhh its a secret. 
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Came bt 4 friendship, & took away love. 
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You miss 100 percent of da shotz u never take. 
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U can do anything, but not everything. 
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Love hurtz, love scarz, love woundz, and marz. 
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U've got 2 b before u can do & do before u can have. 
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You can have everything in life u want, if u will just help enough other people get wat they want. 
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Exam SMS (English)

Attitude towardz exam = tommorow iz my exam but
i dont care bcoz a single sheet of paper can't decide my future
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If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel dat da paper iz tough
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
This iz a very interesting subject.
I want 2 study it 1 more time.
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Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..

But

Why does dis bloody EXAM comes again & again .... .... .
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Rain of summer, snow of winter
grace of autumn, glory of spring
May beauty of every season give ur heart
A beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every examz of ur life. Good luck
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Harbhajan startz raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, itz not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, bt da studentz understand the importance of scoring 33.
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2 accomplish great things
We must not only act
But also dream
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for ur exam.
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A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in da air & said,
'Head, I go 2 sleep.'

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study:p
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My nightz are going sleepless,
my dayz are going useless. So I asked GOD,
is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
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Human brain iz da most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right 4rm da time we r born
Nd stop only when we enter da examination hall.
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The Law Says
If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Iz "Law Of Answering In Examination".
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Mathz teacher asked Ali:If u have 12chocolates & u give 5 to SARAH,3 to Aysha & 4 to Farah what will you get?
Ali replied:3 NEW GIRL FRENDZ
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Human brain iz da most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
Nd stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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The probability of a topic
cmng in exam increases exponentially,
if 1 decides 2 leave da topic completely..
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To be a "Good professional", always start 2 study late for "Exams".
Bcoz it teaches hw 2 manage "Time" & tackle "Emergencies".

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A father asks peon: Hw r da studies in dis college? Where do I c my son in future?
Peon: The future iz bright, I had also completed my engineering 4rm da same college!
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It takes 15 trees 2
produce da amount
of paper dat we
use 2 write 1 exam.

join us in promoting da noble
Bcoz of saving trees.
SAY NO 2 EXAMS
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Examz r like Girl frndz
2 many questions
Difficult 2 understand
More explanation iz needed
Result iz always fail!
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There r 6 components of wellness:
proper weight & diet, proper exercise
breaking da smoking habit, control of alcohol
stress management & periodic exams.
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Congradulationz!
Gud newz 4 Lahore University students
Exams hav beeen postponed up to Dec
2 confirm go to site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.org
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Exam SMS(Hindi)

Tips 2 be Successful in examz,
1-khud aitmadi k 7 paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apny ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisi jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.


In the whole tumharey bus ki baat nahin, so keep on enjoying cheating  
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Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ay Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??
Nahi beta sabhi examz walo ka yehi haal hai".
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600 Pages ki buk ko kitne din main padha ja skta hai..

WRITER-6 months
DOCTOR-2months
LAWYER-1month
STUDENT- pehle ye batao exam kab ha.
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Burraaah

Sara syllabus parh liya ha
Bas bookz or notez parhanay reh gaye hain
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har taraf parhai ka saya hy
peparon may number kisnay paya hy
hum 2 u he aye thay paper denay
sab kehtay hy sala pura parh kar aya hy
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Examz ke char din pehlay syllabus dekha 2 yad aya
Kuch To Hua Hy Kuch Ho Gya Hy
Exams k din paper dekh kar samajh aya
Sab Kuch Alag Hy Sab Kuch Naya Hy
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Ya hu!
Exams ke $aari tiyari ho gai
raser
Pen
scale
pencil
sab taiyar hai

AB BUS.......

parhna baki hai
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Parhd parhd ker kyaa kernaa hei
Aakhir ek din tou mernaaa hei
marnay key baad bee ager dubaara janam howa tou
shurooo tou nursery sey hi karna hai
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eXamz r dere,
at da paper tu stare;
da ans iz nw here,
wiich makes u pull yr hair.
da misss makes u glare,
da grades r nt fair,
buh jus lik da past 20 yrs,
V DUN CARE !! 
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Baap: Etnay kum markz..??
3 thappar lagnay chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han abu!
maine to usss kaminy sir
ka ghar bhi daykh liyaa hai!!
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Her Sawaal Say Dut Ker Larhnaa,
Fek ne Main Kamee Mut Karnaa,
Mokaa Milaa Tou Pechey Bhee Daykhnaa,
Or Ik Baat Yaad Rakhnaaa,
Aagay Walay Ka Paper Apna Smjhnaa
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Hey Friends
I'm Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Xams As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
.
.
15 Mins Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jyga..:
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Flower dies
Storiez end
Songz fade
Memoriez are forgotten
All thingz come to end
But dis studdy

Chipak kr he reh gae hai musibat

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