Rishtoon Ki Baat Na Yun Chali Hoti
Daman Main Aag Na Yun Lagai Hoti
Zindagi To Waisy Hi Pareshan The Apni
Aur Na Meri Pareshani Yun Barhai Hoti
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Mat Cheen Apna Naam Mairy Lab Say Is Tarah
Is Bai-Naam Zindagi Mein Tera Naam Hi To Hai
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Kahin Mily Tu Usy Ye Kehna.
Faseel-e-Nafrat Gira Rahi Hon.
Gay Dinon ko Bhula Rhi Hon.
Wo Apny Waadon sy Phir Raha Hai.
Main Apny Waady Nibha Rhi Hon
. Kahin Mily To Use Ye Kehna.
Na Dil Main koi Malal Rakhy.
Hamesha Apna Khayal Rakhy.
Wo Apny Sare Gum mujhko Day Day.
Tamam Khushian Sambhal Rakhy.
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Mjhy itna na yaad ao kah main khood ko tum samjh baithun
Mjhy ahsaas rahny do kah mairi apni bhi haasti hai... .!
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Sakoon ka aik lamha bhi muyassar nhi mjh ko
Muhabbat ko sulata hun tu nafrat jaag uthti hai.
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Os nay mujy choor diya tu kya huaa Faraz
Mainy be tu choora tha sara zamana us k lia
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Tm bin meri zaat adhuri
Jesy koi baat adhuri
Hijr k sary din hain pury
Lekin hai har raat adhuri
Lafzon ki gehrai mein jhanko
Smjho na har baat adhuri
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Koi juda ho gya koi khafa ho gya,
Najany zindagi mein humsy kya gunah ho gya
Bohat sajdy kye kisi ko pany k lia,
Jis sajdy mein usy pana tha woh qaza ho gaya
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Muskaan Tery Hotho pay Khushi mery Dil me Hoti hai,
Agar dard Tery Dil ko ho to Ankhain Meri Roti Hai.
Tu Mehsoos toh kar k Daikh Dost,
DOSTI aisi hoti hai
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Barish ka qatra seepi or sanp dono k mu mein girta hai
jab k sanp usy zehar bana deta hai
or sepi usy moti,
Jiska jesa zarf wesi uski takhliq
HAZRAT ALl(A.S)
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Tery Qareeb Aa Ky Bari Uljhanon Main hun mjhy ya to bta
Main dushmanon Main hun K Teray doston Mein hun
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Ishq Nay hamy Benam kar Diya
Har Khushi se Anjan Kar diya
Hamny Kabhi Nahi chaha Ki Hamy Ishq Ho
Par unki aik Nazar nay Humay Nilam Kar Diya
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Hm tery hijar main ander sy toot jty hain
zinda rehty hain magar ander sy toot jaty hain
jb kbhi bolta hai hans k kisi aur sy tu
kitny khanjer mery seeny main uter jaty hain
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Har sham uss sy milny ki aadat si ho gai
phr rafta rafta uss si mohabbat si ho gai
shayad ya taza taza judai ka tha asar
har shakal yak-bayak teri surat si ho gai
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Ankhain Bujhi Bujhi si, Lehja thaka thaka sa
Phir Zabt kar rahy ho, Koi Gham Naya Naya sa
Mumkin Nahi ya Duniya, Phir baat man jay
Kehnay tu do jo haq hai, ye Haq to hai Zara sa
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tm bhi khafa ho log bhi beraham hain dosto
ab ho chala yaqin k bury hum hain dosto
kis ko hamare hal sy nisbat hai kya karain
ankhain tu dushmano ki bhi purnam hain dosto
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Guzry dinon ki bhooli hoi baat ki tarhan,
Aankhon main jaagtaa hai koi raat ki tarhan,
Tumsy umeed theek nibhaao gay dosti,
Tum bhi badal gay Karachi ky haalaat ki tarhan.
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Tayry bina hm jinaa bhool jaty hain,
Zakhamon ko sinaa bhool jaty hain,
Tu zindagi mein sb sy aziz hy hamain,
Tujhsy hr baar ya kehna bhool jaaty hain.
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Ummidoon ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan sy alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood main tha to SMS kr diya,
par roz intezar main palkain mat bichana!�
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Teri Taqdeer Sy Meri Taqdeer Bana Day
Mere Hathon Mein Tu Apni Lakeer Bana Day
Mein Rahun Na Rahun Tere Paas
Bs Apny Dil Ki Mere Dil Mein Tasweer Bana Day
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Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa?
Writer: padikka sonna.....
ungala yaru nakki
pakka sonnathu.....
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Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri.
Friend 2: "yeppadi?"
Friend 1: "Yeppavum oru kuttiyodathan iruppaar?"
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Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum aayul thandanai.
"KADHAL"
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Maapi, eppadhi da pogudhu life?
Veetla ellam eppadi irukkanga?
Amma, appa, thangachi ellam sowkiyama?
Kadaisiya endha padam paartha da?
Onnu milla romba bore, adhan oru msg anuppalam'nnu.
Eppam indha pakkam varadha idea?
Apparam maapi, onnu solla marandhitaen da ....
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Pirandha Naal Nalvaazthukkal!
Enna maranduthaennu paathiya? Chance'sae illai!
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Deepangal Jolikka
Pattasu vedikka
Pudhu Thuni Udhuthi
Magilchiyudan in'naalai neengal kondada
En Iniya Deepavali Vaazthukkall ....
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Ungal Vaalkayil
thunbangal ellam karaindhu poga
olimayamaana ethirkaalam pirakka
Ninaithadhai ellam saadikka
Indha Deepawali thirunaalil
Magilchiyudan en iniya vaalthukkal.
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A:D:V:A:N:C:E:
:::H:A:P:P:Y:::
::::N:E:W::::Y:E:A:R::::
:2:0:1:0:
:T:O: :Y:O:U: :A:N:D: :T:O: :Y:O:U:R:
:::F:A:M:I:L:Y:::
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LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit eduthudu poniye ennachu?
Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen. Atha maranthudu jattila ucha poitten.
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Sachin century Adicha.
"Stadum Full".
Rajini padam Nadicha.
"Theatre Full"
Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
"INBOX FULL"
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Kaaranam Illaamal
Kalaindhu Poaga Idhu
Kanavum Illai
Kaaranam Solli Pirindhu
Ponga Idhu Kaadhalum Illai
Uyir Ullavarai Thodarum
Unnamaiyyaana Nattppu
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Naragathil yemaan and man.
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise?
YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE..
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Cream Biscuitla Cream Irukkum Anna
Naai Biscuitla Naai Irukathu.
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LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit eduthudu poniye ennachu?
Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen. Atha maranthudu jatila uchaa poitten.
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Kangaliluruthu gangaiyum yamunaiyum
Perukkeduthu Odukinranaa
Iruppinum...
Thaagam theeravaillae
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unarum varai
unmaiyum oru
poi thaan
purikinra varai
vazhkiyum oru
pudir thaan
so enjoy ur life..
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Kaatrukum en meedhu kobam
Karanam ketan
Swasippathu enae
Nessipathu unaieya endrathu.
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Parthiban: Banna evlo?
Vadivalu: Onnuu 1 rupee
Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhaan varum.
Parthiban: 40 paisa thola vachukettu paalatha kudu
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Naan Kadavulidam
Oru Varam Kettka
Pogiren
Enna Enral
Nee Ennai Ninaikkum
Podhellam
Oru Murai
Kann Smitta
Vendum
Enru
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Kadavul kitta dress keten...Thuni kadaiye koduthar.... Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar...
Selavukku 5000 ketten... un cell number koduthar, epa varatum...
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Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...
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7 Parmparaiku ukanthu sapida paisa irunthlum... fast food kadaile ninukitu dhan saapidanum!
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Idhayaththil
Idam
Koduppavargall
Kadhalargall
Idhayathaiye
Idamaga
Koduppavargall
NANNBARGALL
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"Pirar Mugathukku
Pinl Nam
Seiya Veandiya
Kariyam��
"Avargalai Thati Koduppadhu Matumdhn""
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Engnring Colegela padichu Enginer agalam, Presidncy colgla padichu president aga mudiyuma?!
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Muruganukku" Motai podu, "Perumaluku" Namam Podu, "Jesus"ku siluvai podu. My chellam, ne daily "jate podu, Marakkama "thovachi podu"
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me mangi se maut rabb toh,
usne menu pyaar ch pa ditta..
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Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi raas nahi aundi,
Marna chahunde haan per Maut saday paas nahi aundi,
Bahut Udaas haan asin is Zindagi toun,
Teri Yaad vi te Tarponoun ton baaz nahi aundi,
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Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste,
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste,
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste...
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aee Zindagi di chahat da silsila hai koi mil gaya te koi Vichhar gaya,
Jinnu Mangaya si Duwawaan chay Oo Kisi hor nu Bina mange mil gaya...
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Hasna Ohna di Aadat see,
Aasi galat Andaza la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehay
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe...
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Aaj vo humsy jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humsy jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humary dil se awaaz nikli.....
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!
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Jo assar hai akh di maar andar
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh k ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!
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Ishq ishq ta hr koi kardy,
pr koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthy aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakdy ny par jaan nahi!!!
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Jy Saadi Nahin sei Tu ho Sakna
Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c
Jy Inj hi Rulaana c Varny
Kahano Saanu Fer Tu hasaya c
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Padna-likhna chad pary
Nakal ty rakh aas
chak Rajai ty So jaa bhagta
Rabb karuga paas!!!
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Shehar tere diyan galiyan dy vich rul jayie
yaad kardy tenu khud nu bhul jayie
Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan
teri aakh cho athru banky dull jayie
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Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ky,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kuri fasayi hoyi ae!!!
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Dil karda ae tere kol aa k ruk jaava
teri bukkal wich rakh k siir muk jaava
hanju ban k digga teriya aakhaa da
tere bulla de kol aa k sukk jaava
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Halat Diyan Majburiyaan Toun Main Tery Kol Aa Nahi Saqda
Bhara Dhuk Lagda Ay Tery Ho K V Main Tery Dard Wandha Nahi Saqda
Mujboor Aan Sari Zindagi Main Tery Naal Nibha Nahi saqda
Pr Kasam Khuda di Mar K V Main Tera PYaar Bhula Nahi Saqda
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After Putting us in fire of Love & u are Sweetly Sleeping.
Nai samajh aaya na?
Ye lo Punjabi Main Suno.
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Aggan la k Sanu Ishq Diyan! Tay aap Mithee neend sonday eein.
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Tainu Gal Laun Da Chah Hi Rehya,
Tere Shehar Aunda Chah Hi Rehya,
Lara Laa Ke Rakhea Kagaz Kalam Nu,
Khat Tere Naam Paun Da Chah Hi Rehya,
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Dil kisay dy yaad vich rondaa rehaa,
Daag apnay dil dy main dhondaa rehaa,
Tur pay oh aun ga main taangh vich,
Ghar daa boua kholda dhondaa reea,
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Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sadaa abaad rahy,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahy..
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Akhiyan wich a kay ruk jaanday ny hanju,
Palka ty aa kay ruk jaanday ny hanju,
Bara Dil karda baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jandy ny hanju!!
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Tary Dosti tha mul ase la ni sakdey,
Tu mangy jan tay kar inkar ni sakdey
Manya keh zindgi laindi imtihan baray
Per tu hovay nal ty assi haar ni sakday
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Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto.
Tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat," yaar,
kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!" Sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto, to
scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto, " Aare saale, bivi hogi teri! Vo
to meri behen hai!!"
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Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ..
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Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan,
rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna
rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan
mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,
"Bis Milaah!!" Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, "dus tulla, dus malla!!!
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Swagat nav varshache.
Asha aakankshache.
Sukh samruddhiche, padata dwari paaul GUDHICHE.
Happy Gudipadwa.
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Jivnachya watewar Kalyanche bandh futun jatat
Wahun jate sahwasache pani
Tarihi Maitricha Ankur tag dharun rahto ....
Karan bhijat rahtat tya Aathavani�e.
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Rang-gandhachya utsavat
Samil hou ya sarejan
Gudhipadvyachya shubhecha deun
Sajra karu ya navvarshacha san.
Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha .
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Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain
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Na sampnare akhand swapna asave
na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet
grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet
na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet
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Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ?
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When i call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone uchal
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Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe
Baap Re
Aajobanche nav?
Baap re Baap
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Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto. Patient:Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te.
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lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde paii
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet na
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?
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Shant niwant shishir sarala.
Salsalata hirwaa vasant aala.
Kokilechya suravatee sobat, chaitra"PADVA" dari aala.
"Nutaan Varshabhinandan
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In Korian: Him ham hu,
In Rashian: Sim sam su,
In Chini: Chin chan chu,
In Thai: Hab haab hu,
&
In Marathi: Yadaa ha tu
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Ek sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto
tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat yaar
kya bivi mili ha sardaar ko sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto to
scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto aare saale bivi hogi teri vo to
meri behen ha..
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Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobaat
Ekhadyaa chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet tey
Premache teen shabda
mee bill bharte ..
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Ekda ek manos doctor kade jato. Tyla constipation cha tras hot asto
Patient: "Dr, mala alikade hoat nahe"
Dr: Thek ahe ajpasan palikade basan bagha kahi frak padto ka te
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Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe
majhyakade baghani he mala mahit astt
Tujhe he baghani mala kalhatt asatt
Pan tujhya nakalht maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt
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Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave,
Naa bolata aiku yetil asee Shabd asavet,
Grishmat paus padtil asee dhag asavet,
Naa magata sobat detil asee Mitra asavet...
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Pu Laa Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste."Pu La Deshpande".Tar
T-shirt chyaa magchyaa bajulaa kay lihile asnar?
Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push).
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Bharun aaly aasmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khaant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Saawant...
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Jevhaa tulaa agdee ektaa vaatel
Najray samor dhukaa vaatel
Aas pass konich disnar nahee
Saagle jaag andhuk hon jayl
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Priyee
Me phule magitlee
Tu malaa pushpaguchyaa dilas
Mayn dagad magitlaa
Tuu malaa sundar murtee dilis
Mayn morpis magitlee
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiree aahes kee key ?
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