Exam SMS (English)

Attitude towardz exam = tommorow iz my exam but
i dont care bcoz a single sheet of paper can't decide my future

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If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel dat da paper iz tough
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
This iz a very interesting subject.
I want 2 study it 1 more time.

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Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..

But

Why does dis bloody EXAM comes again & again .... .... .

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Rain of summer, snow of winter
grace of autumn, glory of spring
May beauty of every season give ur heart
A beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every examz of ur life. Good luck

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Harbhajan startz raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, itz not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, bt da studentz understand the importance of scoring 33.

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2 accomplish great things
We must not only act
But also dream
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for ur exam.

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A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in da air & said,
'Head, I go 2 sleep.'

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study:p

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My nightz are going sleepless,
my dayz are going useless. So I asked GOD,
is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".

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Human brain iz da most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right 4rm da time we r born
Nd stop only when we enter da examination hall.

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The Law Says
If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Iz "Law Of Answering In Examination".

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Mathz teacher asked Ali:If u have 12chocolates & u give 5 to SARAH,3 to Aysha & 4 to Farah what will you get?
Ali replied:3 NEW GIRL FRENDZ

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Human brain iz da most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
Nd stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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The probability of a topic
cmng in exam increases exponentially,
if 1 decides 2 leave da topic completely..
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To be a "Good professional", always start 2 study late for "Exams".
Bcoz it teaches hw 2 manage "Time" & tackle "Emergencies".
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A father asks peon: Hw r da studies in dis college? Where do I c my son in future?
Peon: The future iz bright, I had also completed my engineering 4rm da same college!

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It takes 15 trees 2
produce da amount
of paper dat we
use 2 write 1 exam.

join us in promoting da noble
Bcoz of saving trees.
SAY NO 2 EXAMS

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Examz r like Girl frndz
2 many questions
Difficult 2 understand
More explanation iz needed
Result iz always fail!

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There r 6 components of wellness:
proper weight & diet, proper exercise
breaking da smoking habit, control of alcohol
stress management & periodic exams.

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Congradulationz!
Gud newz 4 Lahore University students
Exams hav beeen postponed up to Dec
2 confirm go to site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.org

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