We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends?
cuz i like u very much. will u be my partner to rob a bank?
*******************************************************
When u feel lonely n alone & canot see any one around u,the world seems to b fading away,com along wit me I will talk u to an eye specialist.
*******************************************************
Amazing six facts:
1.90% of people in Myanmar don't drink milk
2.Snake's vision is up to 5 kilometer.
3.A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.
4.No twins have been born til now in Greenland.
5.zebra doesn't have liver.
.
.
.
.
6.All the details are False.
Thanks For Beleiving Me For A While.
April Fool..
*******************************************************
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
It's on 1st of April. Surprised?
.
.
.
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
*******************************************************
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.
april fool ...
*******************************************************
When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
I Miss u a Lot Dear....
SENDER:
Karina Kapoor
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."
*******************************************************
If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything,
I'll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.
*******************************************************
I want you to be witt me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you.
Pay The Bill !!!!
*******************************************************
True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
*******************************************************
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its to late dont try to change ur finger! Catch another fool!
*******************************************************
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
for Me in your Heart!!
I May come there any time!
your's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
*******************************************************
The Day Has Come....
When the whole world is CELEBRETING....
Your NAME.
Your FAME.
Your PERSONALITY.
Your THOUGHS.
Your VIEWS.
After all it's your
day.......
Fools Day !!!.
*******************************************************
If today any one talks & praises you for your
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude
kick them off.
How dare they fool you before april 1st.
*******************************************************
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat
to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat
for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!
Now read it without the word cat.
*******************************************************
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.
*******************************************************
When I call u:
1 ring means : I am missing yoU
2 ring means : I like u
3 ring means : I am thinking of u
4 ring means : I need u
5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.
*******************************************************
Fact1: U can not touch
your lower lip with ur tounge
Fact2: After reading this
99/100 idiots would try it.
*******************************************************
The time since I have met you
i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars.
So if you dont mind..
Can I sell you?
*******************************************************
If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur -good looks -nature -style -attitude, Kick him/her off. How dare he/she fool u before april 1st.
*******************************************************
Hey U Know, Which is the best day to propose a girl.. 1st April.. U Know Why ??? If she accepts den its your luck, otherwise just tell her April Foooooll.
*******************************************************
Hello, I am a virus and I am entering in your brain right nowSorry I have to leave, because I can't find a brain. Happy April fool Day.... Plz open this after 1 day at thursday. . . . . . I know u can't wait. So Congratz. U r d 1st FOOL. April Fool in Advance
*******************************************************
cuz i like u very much. will u be my partner to rob a bank?
*******************************************************
Help us to grow by clicking here and registering
*******************************************************When u feel lonely n alone & canot see any one around u,the world seems to b fading away,com along wit me I will talk u to an eye specialist.
*******************************************************
Help us to grow by clicking here and registering
*******************************************************Amazing six facts:
1.90% of people in Myanmar don't drink milk
2.Snake's vision is up to 5 kilometer.
3.A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.
4.No twins have been born til now in Greenland.
5.zebra doesn't have liver.
.
.
.
.
6.All the details are False.
Thanks For Beleiving Me For A While.
April Fool..
*******************************************************
Help us to grow by clicking here and registering
*******************************************************Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
It's on 1st of April. Surprised?
.
.
.
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
*******************************************************
Help us to grow by clicking here and registering
*******************************************************You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.
april fool ...
*******************************************************
Help us to grow by clicking here and registering
*******************************************************When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
I Miss u a Lot Dear....
SENDER:
Karina Kapoor
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."
*******************************************************
Help us to grow by clicking here and registering
*******************************************************If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything,
I'll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.
*******************************************************
Help us to grow by clicking here and registering
*******************************************************I want you to be witt me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you.
Pay The Bill !!!!
*******************************************************
Help us to grow by clicking here and registering
*******************************************************True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
*******************************************************
Help us to grow by clicking here and registering
*******************************************************A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its to late dont try to change ur finger! Catch another fool!
*******************************************************
Help us to grow by clicking here and registering
*******************************************************Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
for Me in your Heart!!
I May come there any time!
your's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
*******************************************************
Help us to grow by clicking here and registering
*******************************************************The Day Has Come....
When the whole world is CELEBRETING....
Your NAME.
Your FAME.
Your PERSONALITY.
Your THOUGHS.
Your VIEWS.
After all it's your
day.......
Fools Day !!!.
*******************************************************
Help us to grow by clicking here and registering
*******************************************************If today any one talks & praises you for your
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude
kick them off.
How dare they fool you before april 1st.
*******************************************************
Help us to grow by clicking here and registering
*******************************************************This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat
to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat
for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!
Now read it without the word cat.
*******************************************************
Help us to grow by clicking here and registering
*******************************************************You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.
*******************************************************
Help us to grow by clicking here and registering
*******************************************************When I call u:
1 ring means : I am missing yoU
2 ring means : I like u
3 ring means : I am thinking of u
4 ring means : I need u
5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.
*******************************************************
Help us to grow by clicking here and registering
*******************************************************Fact1: U can not touch
your lower lip with ur tounge
Fact2: After reading this
99/100 idiots would try it.
*******************************************************
Help us to grow by clicking here and registering
*******************************************************The time since I have met you
i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars.
So if you dont mind..
Can I sell you?
*******************************************************
Help us to grow by clicking here and registering
*******************************************************If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur -good looks -nature -style -attitude, Kick him/her off. How dare he/she fool u before april 1st.
*******************************************************
Help us to grow by clicking here and registering
*******************************************************Hey U Know, Which is the best day to propose a girl.. 1st April.. U Know Why ??? If she accepts den its your luck, otherwise just tell her April Foooooll.
*******************************************************
Help us to grow by clicking here and registering
*******************************************************Hello, I am a virus and I am entering in your brain right nowSorry I have to leave, because I can't find a brain. Happy April fool Day.... Plz open this after 1 day at thursday. . . . . . I know u can't wait. So Congratz. U r d 1st FOOL. April Fool in Advance
*******************************************************
Help us to grow by clicking here and registering
*******************************************************
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